The Geek

“Ironically, you might not even read past this headline…” I just committed straight plagiarism there, taking that line directly from Blue Star Nutraceuticals’ webpage for Elevate, the topic of this review. However, I included it to give Blue Star props: That’s damn good marketing. And now I’m conflicted: It reads like a challenge, like it doubts … Read more

Caution, emotional terrorism ahead: “FOR EVERY NERVACORE BOTTLE SOLD, $1 IS DONATED TOWARDS MENTAL HEALTH RESEARCH.” This is CEL Nutrition’s “Giving Back” promise with The Brain and Behavior Research Foundation, and dammit… How am I supposed to review this product now? That’s awesome, regardless of the quality and content of the formula! The Nootropic Geek … Read more

Focus Fast is either the best nootropic formula of all time or an extremely valuable lesson in the power of persuasion. Dress to success, they say, right? Focus Fast dresses successful, but as far as I know that success seems to run only cloth-deep as the manufacturers leave too many questions unanswered with this formula–e.g. What’s … Read more

There’s a problem with your current nootropic stack: It has no balls. And if you didn’t think that was an issue, let me introduce you to Performix TCP–the premade manufactured nootropic stack that does have balls. Lots of balls, branded as TERRA beads. Which are, like, supposed to good or something, according to TCP’s manufacturers. I know what … Read more