Contrary to popular belief, the first "Green Revolution" didn't involve a push for organic, non-GMO fruit & veggies. It invented modern-day GMO practices, synthetic nitrogen fertilizers, mutated chickens, altered biology, etc. etc. In the early-to-mid 20th century, being … [Read more...]

Everyone forgets "where the hell" they put their keys. Regardless of age. But such brain farts seem to occur increasingly over time, and eventually it's not just your keys, but it's your shoes & your wallet & your pants & your car & your dog & your pants … [Read more...]

If smart pills are being abused as party drugs... Then consider NuraDyne your new pre-game. Based on appearances alone, NuraDyne is, for all intents & purposes, a "smart pill"--associating its name with the likes of Adderall, Ritalin, Vyvanse, and so on. The irony being … [Read more...]

Before we start the review, imagine yourself going to a steakhouse and ordering filet mignon. The waiter returns with a Big Mac. "We want you to know that we are aware this is not filet mignon," the waiter says. "But this burger tastes good too." He walks away. Suddenly you … [Read more...]

I considered asking forgiveness for the grotesque image above, but, to be honest, I'm not sorry. That's grade-A Soviet propaganda right there--and, frankly, if that doesn't inspire a call to arms in you, then I feel sorry for you. Plus, it's fitting for its irony: … [Read more...]