The Geek

Are you easily TRIGGERED?? Then Mental Trigger isn’t the supplement for YOU! No joke, I’m a little triggered by Mental Trigger, a stimulant-heavy brain booster that substitutes actual-factual nootropic cognition enhancement with “stick-a-fork-in-the-toaster” brain-jolting stimulation. And as you may know by now, sticking forks in electrical appliances isn’t all that great for your cognitive longevity. Having … Read more

Now, when you say “energy booster” do you mean that your supplement actually boosts energy, as in natural energy production, or simply flushes my brain with insane-O amounts of stimulation. Because let me be honest: I’m down for both. If the emphasis on “Earth” and “vegan” and all that is any indication, GNC Earth Genius Energizing TonIQ seems … Read more

How does Tony Robbins maintain his energy? This is a common question asked by awed Tony Robbins fans — and, I imagine, by awed Tony Robbins skeptics as well. No doubt, Tony Robbins is an impressive public figure, objectively speaking. Whether or not you’re into the whole self-help entrepreneur appeal of Tony, it’d be foolish … Read more

Unlike my other nootropic supplement reviews, this Elysium Basis review is less a review on whether or not this supplement works and more a critique on how this company (potentially falsely) markets this product. Because for the most part we don’t know if this “anti-aging” formula design works — hence the potential falsity of this product’s … Read more

Chillax, dude, and stop stressing. I have exactly what you came here for — my extra special, extra geeky GNC Earth Genius Daily Stress Detox Review. What’s “extra special” about it? This review is extra special because this extra special geek wrote it That’s right: me. And what’s extra special about me? My extra special, super high stress levels! No doubt, a … Read more