The GeekThe company behind Nootrobox was denied by ABC’s Shark Tank. Cerebral Success was not. What more do you need to know?? Probably quite a bit, especially considering that the most successful product to win over the Shark Tank is a sponge, i.e. the Scrub Daddy. Don’t get me wrong: It’s a very impressive sponge. But still… it’s … Read more
When you forcefully arrest, deport, & execute millions of kulaks (affluent peasants & farmers), you’re apt to feel just a little stressed & anxious. Perhaps even grumpy. However, the Soviet Union has a little treat for us. A little treat I like to call: Phenibut. Developed in tandem with a number of other anxiolytic, adaptogenic nootropics, phenibut … Read more
Procera AVH promises to reverse 10 to 15 years of memory loss. How, you ask? Procera can’t tell you that, that’s a secret, ya goof! LOL smdh! Which isn’t the most appropriate response to a legitimate question such as how does your supplement work? but it’s essentially the one we’re given by Procera’s use of a dosage masking … Read more
With recent attitudes devaluing the energy drink within the ranks of cigarettes, McDonald’s, & seemingly Satan himself, I naturally spit-sprayed coffee all over my computer screen when I read that people were supplementing taurine, a classic energy drink compound… as a nootropic?! What the hell are they thinking?? I thought. They’re not thinking, I concluded. Because … Read more
Unleash your mind. This is terrible advice, coming from OptiMind. The mind is a terrifying place: Who knows what horrors lurk in the deep recesses of the mind? What Freudian secrets are kept locked & hidden from our consciousness. We can’t let those secrets out?! I know I personally don’t want to know what’s going on … Read more