The Geek

Just like the “invisible man” lives in a shut-off section of an NY basement, hidden from the world, the brain sits in its murky cranial cavity, hidden from the atmosphere. Siphoning off power from the Monopolated Light & Power Company to light his 1,369 light bulbs strung up along the basement ceiling, listening to Louis Armstrong … Read more

If you are interested in nootropics, then you probably already know that OptiMind and Alpha Brain are Big Dogs in the market — with far-reaching ads, massive media presence, hundreds of reviews, and dozens of famous and semi-famous endorsers. In fact, even if you’re a nootropic NOOB, OptiMind and Alpha Brain might still be “Oh yeah, … Read more

On days that I’m feeling especially hip, I go for a classic nootropic trend: The Bulletproof Coffee–which is: Coffee + Coconut Oil + Grass-Fed Butter. A hot brain-boosting strategy that is best taken after you’ve ran a little Argan Oil into your beard and donned that plaid flannel you bought for $80 at Urban Outfitter. … Read more

Ever heard of Nutrition Essentials? Neither have I. Until I took a look at a Nutrition Essentials’ nootropic formula that (SPOILER ALERT) I thought looked purdy damn good. The nootropic stack of this review: Neuro Clarity. Yet, here’s the things about nootropics formulated by “no name” manufacturers (no offense, Nutrition Essentials): They can have the best … Read more

  What’s bolder: Naming your product True Focus. or Naming your product False Focus? Whereas the former has a tall order to fill, given that it must provide actual, authentic focus, the latter absolutely does not give a flying F, which deserves “style points” at the least. Plus, what a better world we’d be living in if scammy … Read more