The Geek

Hello. Nootropic Geek here, internet nerd & brain enthusiast. Is your brain farting all the time? Is your brain constantly forgetting things, driving you crazy?? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid: There is! Mind Lab Pro & Neuro Optimizer. Finally, there’s an elegant nootropic stack to get your brain working in tip-top shape. Is your problem memory-related? … Read more

You watch a documentary on whales and suddenly you’re a zoology expert, right? Likewise with caffeine and nootropics. Too often amateur biohackers try out the caffeine + L-theanine stack, a solid starting point for optimizing brain function, and suddenly think they’re kings of the nootropic game. Am I sounding like a pretentious twat? Noo, of … Read more

Adderall is fantastic at spiking mental energy. And so is crack, cocaine, methamphetamines… The ability to boost focus & energy isn’t in itself evidence of optimized brain health & function. It’s just cheap stimulation (that often comes at a heavy price). Or at least that’s what AdderPlex hopes to convey with its stimulant-free, Adderall alternative nootropic formula. AdderPlex … Read more

We know what you’re thinking: Study Juice’s bottle is bigger than Alpha BRAIN’s. You know what they say about big bottles… The bigger the bottle, the more discarded plastic swirling in the Pacific Ocean, drawing us ever closer to the end of the world. Good on Alpha BRAIN for keeping it cleaner & simpler–even though, both supplements … Read more

Who says “Study Pills” and “Expensive Caffeine” have to be exclusive? I do! Otherwise, with all of the coffee, soda, & energy drinks we drink, we’d all be brain healthy geniuses, right? But the thing is, we’re not: We’re just pretentious caffeine junkies. Yet, what happens when a nootropic stack mixes these two exclusive products (study … Read more