The Geek

In the 60’s it was LSD. During the 80’s: Cocaine. The 90’s: Heroin. But now what are all of the Bay Area professionals taking? Apparently Nootrobox–as well as other sleekly designed “smart drugs.” Except unlike typical stimulant smart drugs (e.g. Adderall, Ritalin), Nootrobox isn’t a drug at all. In fact, it’s 100% safe, & (believe it or not) … Read more

Taken straight from the book of Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Intellux, the self-described #1 Rated All Natural Smart Pill, tells you to RELAX! with its relaxing, mood-boosting nootropic stack. However, while Frankie tells you Relax, don’t do it, Intellux offers relaxation while giving you the go-ahead, spiking motivation to vault you over your mid-day worries & … Read more

Contrary to popular belief, the first “Green Revolution” didn’t involve a push for organic, non-GMO fruit & veggies. It invented modern-day GMO practices, synthetic nitrogen fertilizers, mutated chickens, altered biology, etc. etc. In the early-to-mid 20th century, being “Green” meant advocating non-natural, high-yield farming techniques. But now, in the early 21st century, being “Green” means saying “Hell naw!” to all of … Read more

Everyone forgets “where the hell” they put their keys. Regardless of age. But such brain farts seem to occur increasingly over time, and eventually it’s not just your keys, but it’s your shoes & your wallet & your pants & your car & your dog & your pants & your this & your that, until one day–BAM!… Wait, what … Read more

If smart pills are being abused as party drugs… Then consider NuraDyne your new pre-game. Based on appearances alone, NuraDyne is, for all intents & purposes, a “smart pill”–associating its name with the likes of Adderall, Ritalin, Vyvanse, and so on. The irony being that most smart people tend to steer clear of such “smart pill” gimmicks. … Read more