Reviews

Gorilla Mind makes it very easy to riff on their products — namely because having a gorilla mind would be a significant regression from the more advanced human mind. However, Gorilla Dream seems to have figured it out by removing “Mind” from its name, making it a much less memeable supplement. Which is actually pretty boring. … Read more

What’s Smoother than a Gorilla? I’ve reviewed Gorilla Mind Rush — a genuine rush of stim-powered energy — and now I’m moving onto the Gorilla Mind Smooth, a supposedly smooth, stim-free supplement. Or at least smoother relative to other Gorilla Mind brain boosters. Comparisons aside, Gorilla Mind Smooth seems like a fairly decent brain booster, delivering some awesome nootropics with a couple meh ingredients, … Read more

Have you ever looked at a gorilla and thought, “I want to be as smart as that big boy”? Well, then strap in tight, bucko, because do I have something for you: Gorilla Mind Rush review! — my take on Gorilla Mind’s “Brain Health Formula” that promises gorilla-like cognition — or something — with a stimulant-heavy, not-all-that-brain-healthy … Read more

This Qualia Mind vs. Mind Lab Pro match-up is essentially the nootropic equivalent of the hey, you kicked my brother’s ass and now I’m going to kick your ass! follow-up revenge hit. In this case, the brother is actually two brothers: Step One and Step Two of the Qualia Original Stack — and the ass-kicker is the one-and-only Mind Lab Pro. … Read more

Over time, things start to sort of just… shut down. And by things I mean everything: Brains, computers, cars. Brains. And eventually even brains, as the aging mind increases in fragility and forgetfulness with each passing year beyond the reckless days of our youth. And during the reckless days of our youth, the brain still isn’t doing … Read more