Best Nootropic Supplements to Buy in 2017

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Every year I make the same New Year’s resolution: Don’t change for the better. I make this resolution because, given the statistically high rate of resolution failure (I’m pulling this out of my butt, but we all know it’s true), odds are I will break the self-promise and actually enact some form of self-improvement. Call it Reverse Resolution … Read more

Prevagen Review – Synthetic Jellyfish Protein for Memory & Glowing in the Dark

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According to H.P. Lovecraft: Ocean is more ancient than the mountains, and freighted with the memories and the dreams of Time.” –  from “The White Ship” short story. With that in mind, I’d imagine Lovecraft to have been less a fan of mountain-grown nootropics (e.g. Rhodiola, Shilajit) than ocean-sourced nootropics, such as the memory-booster covered … Read more

Study Juice Review – Premium, Caffeinated Brain Boosters for the Students, Geeks, & Gamers

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Jungle Juice on Friday & Saturday. Study Juice on Sunday. That’s the weekend ritual, right? You destroy your brain cells & neurotransmitters the first couple of nights, then spend all of Sunday replenishing your mind, body, & soul in the library, catching up on those essays you laughed about until now. Am I stereotyping college … Read more

Brain Octane Oil Review – Coconut-Derived Caprylic Acid for Long-Term Bio-Hacks

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The phrase “well-oiled machine” applies to brain health just as much as it does to metallic machinery–however that doesn’t mean you should attempt guzzling motor oil, nor should you fill your car with olive oil. Without a proper oily brain, cognition declines. Thought processes become fragmented. The mind stops working. And if you think I’m … Read more

EVL FocusMode Review – Beast Mode for the Brain

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From a manufacturer that typically focuses on “beast mode” I wouldn’t necessarily expect too much nootropic action. To critics like me, EVLUTION says f*** that and gives us FocusMode, which is essentially Beast Mode for the Brain. In this way, a bridge is being built between the bros & the geeks (as if the two are all … Read more