Picamilon, otherwise written as pycamilon or pikamilon (occasionally: Pikachu, although this is completely wrong), is a synthetic GABA + niacin nootropic drug, developed by Soviet scientists with the unadvertised intent of eradicating Western capitalism via GABAergic mind control. While I don’t have any proof of this last claim, I do have reason to believe that picamilon does … Read more
Vital Brain Booster isn’t simply a brain booster. It’s a vital brain booster, meaning that it’s absolutely essential to your survival — i.e. it’s VITAL! But, of course, it’s not actually. Well-crafted supplements are designed to supplement a healthy lifestyle and diet. They are supplementary. And less than well-crafted supplements are, well… not worth the supplementation. Certainly, Vital Brain Booster is … Read more
The eagle stalks the salmon not for the nutritional sustenance or a full belly. The eagle stalks the salmon for the nootropics, baby. More specifically, the Dimethylaminoethanol (DMAE), a dietary component of various fish species and an increasingly big name in the brain health game. Unfortunately, the eagle, like many in the brain health game, might be … Read more
From the green bottles to the Supplement Facts to the “dripping capsules” images, Ginkgo Smart & Brain Awake are damn near identical. You would think they were produced by the same manufacturers or something! In fact they are produced by the same manufacturers: Irwin Naturals. Thus, regardless of which supplement wins this comparison review, Irwin Naturals always wins… Or loses. … Read more
High Energy, Low Stress Exercise Enhancement Cordyceps energy is a different kind of energy than you’re probably used to. (Assuming that when you think “energy” you think caffeine.) Caffeine is stimulant energy. Cordyceps is sports energy, hence Shroom TECH Sport, a cordyceps-powered energy booster for athletes. When exercise takes a toll on your brain and body, then, sure, … Read more